Mozzies ...

Eeekssss.....stooopid mozzies here in Perth. They should be of a different species/family shitz than the ones back in Singapore. When i get bitten here, they swell and balloon up. The itch lasts for more than a week and they appear as a rash-like-bruise. Basically my body is reacting against the proteins in the saliva of the mozzie, recognizing it as foreign and im having a "severe" immune reaction against it because of the lack of immunity against this species of mozzies. I have probably developed an immunity against Singapore mozzies because i was brought up in that environment and the body's reaction towards it is mild and tolerant unlike that of PERTH mozzies!! Thank God it seems they bite others more than me :D ....MUHAHAAHAH ...evil laughter....
Anyway this gal working at the cafe, Nat was showing me her ton of mozzie bites. The calamine lotion and mozzie bite cream were not working for her. I asked her to try toothpaste coz thats what i do here. Toothpaste works better than tiger balm against perth mozzie bites. Knowing that it is the saliva that causes the itch, by applying a lotion to break down the proteins in the saliva will remove the itch. Hmmm....according to this theory ... then maybe meat tenderiser be better. hahhaha.... ahhhhhhh...tenderised live human!!! Keeekeke.....think i'll just make up a paste of meat tenderiser (protease) with tea tree oil (disinfectant)+ water and slap it on an unsuspecting victim who has a mozzie bite just to see if it works. Angelic grin* ..........lurking with a devil's tail...