Comedy Fest!

Some of the guys at the Montreal Comedy Fest were kinda funny and some ..blink* blink*...whats up with the fly guy and the skeleton get up!?

He says: When i walked into KFC, i wondered who named the place?! I mean it is one letter away from the word 'fuck'...Look. Their slogan is finger-linking good...well, i think they should change their slogan instead to "KFC, all we're missing is U!"

Me: Hahahaaa....snort*...haaaa...

He says: You know im a comedian and after the show lotsa girls come up to me and ask for signatures and sometimes you get the occasional offer, "You were awesome __! Will you like to come home with me and ...ah huh ...you can do whatever you want?" He says: Well, im a respectable comedian and i cant appear to be doing such stuff. So i go home with the girl and tell her, "I dont usually do this you know."

Me: Hahhahaaa.....ha....hahah...snort* snort*...hahhaa....sigh..