National Condom Day

Yepz....ah huh you got it right. Today is officially Australia's National Condom Day. Big offer storewide on condoms today... buy 2 get one free! Strawberry coated or the super thin ones. Kiddin alrite!! Seriously though....today 'IS' National Condom Day. People like to post ads in the papers here, not just death anniversaries (like in S'pore) but they've got ad space for birthday wishes, newborns, m seeking f, f seeking f, m seeking m, etc etc ... you get my point. Since today is worldwide Valentine's day, they've got ad space on love notes. Ok, i heard this one being told:

Your eyes are so blue
Your arms are so strong
And your oh so manly part is so very long.

What the??!! Blink* blink*..... This person just killed literature! No no ....she murdered literature!! There were more explicit ones i've read that i cant insert into this blog!!! It is just hilarious some of them! I should just archive these ads under "for laughs only"!