My mobile dooda

It is too late to say anything now, the "i should have"s and "why didnt i"s are completely worthless.... i lost my mobile phone in the hospital toilet. I must have left it there whilst changing. I lost my Prof's number (he'll have a bit of peace for now), i lost my uni ppl's numbers, lost my friends' numbers both here in Perth and back in Singapore, i lost my family's numbers, i lost my mentees' numbers, i lost my bosses' numbers, i lost church ppl's numbers. Hoho....lost my pictures in my mobile, must have taken tons of them. The person who took the mobile is PURE EVIL!!! Hohoh....damn it! i even recorded my voice in it. Cant you see that the phone contains months of fond memories, lovingly cared for (I hand decorated the phone ok!!) and it belongs to ME........SOb*.......Evil Evil EVIL person.
Thats it evil person, you are so going to hell for eternity!! To THE Evil person : You should be !@# glad im not God. I would have !@# you and !@# you and !@#!@# you too, woman!! Note: it is a SHE-DEVIL coz i lost it in the toilet and im a SHE since i last checked.

TO Ms SHE-DEVIL: you are a FOOL - my phone has a SIM card lock.
She needs 2 passwords, one to turn my phone on and one to change SIM card. Hohoo baby .... you are just shitass to have picked my phone to pilfer. In the end, she got nothing out of it. If she had returned it, she would have made a new friend and be glad, in her heart, that she did someone a good turn.

TO the genius who came up with SIM card lock - kudos to you brainiac! Brilliant!

Sidenote: Dear family and friends, please email me all your numbers, including tel of other people you have and think i want as well. Thanks.