Sunday, April 30, 2006

where it is ok to talk abt sex

How it is taboo to talk about sex to asian parents. How it is taboo to discuss sex issues with colleagues or risk sounding raunchy. Here - here here in downunder sex issues are confronted on a daily dosage. Ive seen all there is to see on tv that is usually blurred out on the screens back in S'pore. Or some would say pixelated - you know with the little square blurry boxes and all. Adding to that - my uni is pro-copulation. Without a doubt if you are a pro-copulation dude/dudette, please sign up for studies in UWA. Why do i say so?

1st proof - i went and saw a uni Dr sometime last year, she asked me before she prescribed my medication, "Are you on the pill?" Seems that it is a commonly asked question from the doctors in uni. When i saw a Dr not from uni, i wasnt asked that question.

2nd proof - on orientation day. In the welcome pack. The kiddos (coz i mentor - i senior so i can call them kiddos) ....back to the point, the kiddos were given femi-x. FYI ...femi-x is a herbal pill designed to enhance female sexual happiness. Eat. Woohoo! And yes the logo for femi-x is a bunny.

3rd proof- i signed up for a card. In my welcome pack, i received a pleasure enhancing lubricant gel pack, fruity condom for the tropical feel...sorry i mean taste, more femi-x, wax-strips (i wonder where you place these ones), tampons, sweets (maybe to freshen the breath before? i dunno??), lotsa useless information and and .... the big issue of FHM ( maybe for the guys to wank off to and for the couple to get warmed up??) Now you probably are thinking - what card i signed up for. Well actually it is a - VIP card to some secret male strip joint in uni by our very own uni studs!! Ohhh...scandalous!!....ya if only .... i merely signed up for a boring international student card and they give me a welcome pack probably just short of a dildo.

On another note:

I'll be off on a little trip - to Ontario. This is the first time im going somewhere on my own. Only me. Ichi. Watashi. Me. One pls. A little sad. Yet a little nonchalant. Shrug*. Wellll......it is part uni work part holi ..... so i'll take it as it comes. Maybe the soul would feel lighter after a holi?? Looking at my route, Steve said it'll be faster if i had taken a flight across to brissy and canoed to canada instead. !@#! thanks mate! i know my flight is kinda indirect via tokyo and via some US city...i better not get a seat beside some huge ass fat guy that snores otherwise in my that short-circuited state of mind after the plane transfers, i will punch him! And he prob wont feel a thing i betcha.... darnz the fat cushions! Have i packed? No! Have i completed my poster for conference? NO! hoho...madness descends upon pre-departure.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

your entry really opened my eyes man..of course overseas ppl r more open abt sex..but 2 give herbal pills 2 improve enjoyment n lubricating gel!? all those talk about kissing in public in KL is like a speck of dust floating xia..

kinda cool 2 b gng on a trip all by yourself..never done it b4, would love 2 give it a shot..but hey, might b just thinking about 2 much things like e logistics n weather i would b robbed along e way n in e end decided not 2..haha..

not sre if i'm boring u or u muz b tinking y donny has so much nonsense 2 say..feeling a bit down lately..feel a bit lost..not sre if i'm suited 4 this job..not really working n feel tt i'm letting colleagues n my manager down..sigh..

tks 4 ploughing through e long mail! (if u made it tis far without dozing off tt is..haha..)bon voyage =)

11:42 PM  
Blogger alleyrose said...

im back!! no lar... you are not boring me ;p Actually i was having the vibes that you werent that happy in your job - the prev time we were chatting on msn. You know what Dons - i believe you'll truely excel in the right job. You have it in you to succeed - i mean what i say, im not saying this coz you are a dear friend. Not happy in the job - i feel you should change it - you can only be your best in a job if you really like it! Rather than spending so many hours unhappy in a job you aint liking - i'll say take a daring step forward and take on a new challenge. It is easier said than done i understand - but hopefully this new challenge gives you the room/ the space/the opportunity to show what you are truely capable of. ganbatte tomodachi! thats my 2c worth

1:46 AM  

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